There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

The BCS

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Women's rights

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

You are Nerochan right?

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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