- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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