Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

whats 2+2? math.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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