"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Anti Joke

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