Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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The Pope

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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