- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

heads up!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Women's rights.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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