- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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