What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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crap!!

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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