Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Well educated black man.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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