- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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