why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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