A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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