What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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ecks! why zee?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Chinese drivers.

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