Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A women president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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