Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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