- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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