Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

I hate blackniggers

Strawberries!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I never asked for this.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

I'm gay. No homo.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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