Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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