Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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