- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

kiss me?

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

You have cancer

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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