- Anti Joke

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

woman's rights

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo