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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.