Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Badgers are cool

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whats a dick a dick

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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This is not an anti joke.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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