Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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