there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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