- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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