Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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