A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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