A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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i like pie.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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i'm funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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