Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Anti Joke

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