- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

I enjoy anal.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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