Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Ju... Just why?

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Melbourne Football Club.

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