- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

I share two rooms with my mother.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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