Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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