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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

i cant think of one.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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