How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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