- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's funnier than 24? 25

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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