why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Welcome to die!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Shit!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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