Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Whats funnier than 24.....25

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Women's rights

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Wombat monkey juice.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Anti Joke

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