your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Jewwy Jewstein

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Women's rights.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

THE GAME

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Anti Joke

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