Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Women.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

U ALL LIAK DIK

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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