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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Ham sandwich

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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