- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Come in!!!

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

modern love

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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