- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Women's sports.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

2 women were sitting quietly

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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