A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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