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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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