Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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