French people

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Women Voting

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Sex. That is all.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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you will die someday

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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