A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Rebecca Black

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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