Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Women's rights

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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