Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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