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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What flys? A fly

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Canada's army

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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